Demotivators

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DEMOTIVATION Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.	ECONOMICS The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.	LEADERS Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
IDIOCY Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.	SANITY Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.	INCOMPETENCE When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
PLANNING Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress. (© Ashleigh Brilliant)	MEETINGS None of us is as dumb as all of us.	TEAMWORK A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
TRADITION Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.	INNOVATION If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.	INSPIRATION Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
IGNORANCE It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.	IRRESPONSIBILITY No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.	GOVERNMENT If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
DEFEAT For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.	DOUBT In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.	FAILURE When your best just isn't good enough.
CORRUPTION I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.	CONSULTING If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.	COMPROMISE Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
DREAMS Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.	STUPIDIY Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.	RISKS If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments. (© Ashleigh Brilliant)
PROCRASTINATION Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.	DO IT LATER The early worm is for the birds.	WHINING If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
INDIVIDUALITY Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.	CONFORMITY When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.